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5 things the design of your keyboard got wrong

Your keyboard isn’t designed for you, and that’s bizarre.

Maybe we should just use stamps instead of keyboards. Image source: author.

I firmly believe we should design products for humans. Unfortunately, many products seem to be designed entirely arbitrarily, and human beings are left to try to adapt to these weird constructions.

Keyboards are definitely one of those products.

If you had to design a keyboard now, where would you start? The idea in my mind is simple:

Try it for yourself:

Now place your hands on your keyboard. What’s happened?! How did we get from a natural posture to such this contorted pose?

The more I think about it, the stranger it gets. In a past life we were glorified apes fed up with gripping branches on trees, and now we’re operating machinery that couldn’t be further away from the original intent our hands evolved for. Keyboards may as well have been created by an alien civilization and dropped on Earth for humans to operate in suffering.

Here are 5 things the inventor of the keyboard had not observed about human hands — and some hope at the end. Try the three steps above, and observe your hands:

This shouldn't be a surprise — all the humans I know have a torso between their shoulders.

Turns out your hands aren’t naturally right next to eachother. Image source: author.

If your shoulders are shoulder-width apart, why do we spend all day in a posture to bring our hands together?

Your hand isn’t a pancake. Image source: author.

There are events in life where flat hands are required — clapping, high fives, military salutes.… But at the computer, let’s not get caught flat handed.

Not all fingers were made equally.

Unless you were born with fingers of all the same length, they’re not gonna lie naturally flat. Image source: author.

The curve is actually quite lovely — (finger) curves are beautiful! We should embrace them.

And yet the control/option/command keys are! What gives?

Does it look like your thumb belongs where the X is? Image source: author.

If you’re a programmer, or you just know your way around shortcuts, you’re reaching for those keys all the time. So why are they in such an inconvenient location?

Especially not when they’re followed by hard impacts at the end of your keystrokes.

Repetitive stress disorder is real, and this is where it comes from. Image source: author.

Granted, I’ve seen plenty of people hammering on they’re keyboards as if they could literally force words out of the ends of them, but I’m not sure that’s really a solution. Mechanical keyboards stand out here with their long keystrokes— but most still fail on the first four points. Plus, you have to use them correctly. Most switches have an audible or mechanical click indicating that you can stop pressing the key down — and you should, before you hit the bottom.

It seems clear that whoever designed keyboards originally has never observed human hands. On a “standard” keyboard, our hands are:

Why don’t we design keyboards for human beings?

Before you complain, I get it. There are design constraints here — laptops need to be thin, and keyboards need to be cheap, stable, reliable…. But for home or office use, can’t we have something made for our ape-like hands? I mean, how expensive can some extra molded plastic really be?

Before you ask: no this isn’t a product promotion, and I wasn’t paid to write this. It’s just a great keyboard that actually makes sense. And my back hurts less after two years with this thing.

Kinesis Pro Advantage2. Why aren’t all keyboards made like this? Image source: author.

You can see from the image that the keys are placed apart so your hands aren’t squeezed together. They’re in wells, such that your palm rests above your fingertips. The keys are contoured to your fingers, and mechanical switches can stop you those hard impacts — but do stop when you feel the click, not when you hit the bottom of the keystroke! If there’s a parallel to “tailored clothing” for keyboards, this is it. The price is like tailored clothing, too. I can’t exactly excuse why a bit of extra plastic needs to run $300, but whenever I see it, that meme of Fry shouting “shut up and take my money!” pops into my head.

There you go. Now you, too, can be mad about poor keyboard designs. And if you reach a similar level of back pain as me, you can give the Kinesis a try. While you’re at it: might as well get a standing desk, learn Dvorak, and get a moderate amount of daily sunshine— your ape ancestors will thank you.

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